The name of my new nail polish..

Little stinky butt.

It’s a boy!

Jay Huntington IV (I had to spell Jay with more then 1 letter.)

The baby is coming!!

More labor.

Labor Pains

Telling J the good news about the pregnancy and letting him feel the belly.

So some random guy messaged…

Random Guy: you ever had a threesome ?
Me: I’m a virgin.
Random Guy: u ever thought about having one
Random Guy Again: me you an your cousin
Me: And what part of virgin did you not understand?

Like WTF..why would I want my first time to be a threesome with a random guy that I do not know and why the fuck does he want me to have a threesome with my cousin?!?!?!

Painting because she isn’t allowed to have a job.